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July 25 2011

*198589

I spend my time imagining shit that’ll never happen.

Yes, yes I do.

Also, every time I see Ralph Wiggum, I hear “ME FAIL ENGLISH? THAT’S UNPOSSIBLE!” over and over in my head.

(Source: ra9er, via coolbreeeze)

*440651

Reblog if your able to find something wrong in this sentence.

WHAT THE FUCK? AND HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE ON TUMBLR? I HAVE NO FAITH IN HUMANITY ANYMORE. WAIT, I ONLY HAVE FAITH IN ~39K OF YOU…

kaseymanning:


Less than 25 000 notes? Are you fucking kidding me?

what is wrong with people?

Hajshsjsbshsjjsbsjs

INACCURATE!

Can I fix it? Please? I need to fix it. IT’S TEMPTING ME. I CAN’T STAND IT.

And my native language is Spanish…

(Source: les-minx)

July 22 2011

*73
god, he’s even hot when he looks like Jack the Ripper.

god, he’s even hot when he looks like Jack the Ripper.

(Source: edbellfan)

*269

THE BEL AMI TRAILER

oh god kermit… can’t stop laughing

suz247:

(Source: suzstiel)

*485
I can’t even think of a snarky comment, damn it!

I can’t even think of a snarky comment, damn it!

(via letterstodana-deactivated201112)

*5

I’ve been ruined.

roon0:

Bel Ami starring Robert Pattinson teaser

June 28 2011

*1146
This makes me smile. It’s a smirky, tiny little smile, but a smile nonetheless. roon0: The Pretty

This makes me smile. It’s a smirky, tiny little smile, but a smile nonetheless.

roon0:

The Pretty

June 8 2011

*267
This even made the Mr. laugh. I was impressed. Way to go, Rob. My tiny little crush is now okay in his book. Then again, it might just be because of the Mr’s astronomical crush on Reese. IDEC. jessieka: ROB: Am I supposed to talk about the Avon thing?PATRICK: No.ROB: I have no idea. But it’s great. It’s great. She’s a great person. I had to write mine down, I’m not as professional as… PATRICK: No it’s okay, there’s…CHELSEA: There’s a teleprompter right there.ROB: Mine just says ad-lib on it.PATRICK: Ad-lib. Robert ad-libbing. It’s good, you’re doing well. ROB: It’s a similar thing to the beginning—PATRICK: Where you staying? The Chateau…CHELSEA: This is the worst.

This even made the Mr. laugh. I was impressed. Way to go, Rob. My tiny little crush is now okay in his book. Then again, it might just be because of the Mr’s astronomical crush on Reese. IDEC.

jessieka:

ROB: Am I supposed to talk about the Avon thing?
PATRICK: No.
ROB: I have no idea. But it’s great. It’s great. She’s a great person. I had to write mine down, I’m not as professional as…
PATRICK: No it’s okay, there’s…
CHELSEA: There’s a teleprompter right there.
ROB: Mine just says ad-lib on it.
PATRICK: Ad-lib. Robert ad-libbing. It’s good, you’re doing well.
ROB: It’s a similar thing to the beginning—
PATRICK: Where you staying? The Chateau…
CHELSEA: This is the worst.

(via bestprankever)

*263
Snake Juice just keeps on giving.

Snake Juice just keeps on giving.

(Source: textsfrompawnee)

June 7 2011

*708
We got the munchies, y’all! pauladeenridingthings: Paula Deen Riding (With) Matthew McConaughey

We got the munchies, y’all!

pauladeenridingthings:

Paula Deen Riding (With) Matthew McConaughey

(Source: pauladeenridingthings)